Sunday, November 19, 2017

Road Sorcerer

Sorcerers have two main methods for overcoming the obstacle of slow drivers on the road, and the choice of method is based on skill and indicative of that sorcerers personality.

The first method involves the car falling to pieces, in the pattern of an explosion, with the parts flung around the slow drivers and recombining at the head of the pack. This is flashy and intended for an audience, but requires little skill and is used by the, usually young, cocky sorcerer.

The second method is more subtle and controlled. The sorcerer, not wanting to draw attention, will act well before becoming part of the slow-down on the road, and will act only during night to remain unseen. If one follows with headlights off, the sorcerer may not notice he is observed. The vehicle will appear to get four flats at once, but without the sparks of rims scraping on cement. Gradually, the vehicle itself will appear to get flat as it submerges underground, and the sorcerer will drift through substrate until well ahead of the obstacle, and reemerge. It is a myth that sorcerers become more powerful with age; as they become older, their power simply becomes more inconsistent. For this reason, unless safety glasses and hat and scarf are worn, it is not uncommon to see sorcerers with pocked skin from rocks and chips of material that have penetrated their guard.

No comments:

Post a Comment